Monday, February 08, 2010
It's Dead, Jim.
bury it.
The Play:
The global warming movement as we have known it is dead,”
...
“The global warming movement proposed a complex set of international agreements involving vast transfers of funds, intrusive regulations in national economies, and substantial changes to the domestic political economies of most countries on the planet.”
...
The Players:
“There were death threats,” [Professor Phil Jones] said. “People said I should go and kill myself. They said they knew where I lived. I did think about it, yes. About suicide.”
...He has lost a lot of weight and said he is resorting to sleeping pills and beta blockers to cope with insomnia and anxiety. His failure to release climate change data requested by freedom of information searches was determined to be a breach of freedom of information regulations.
...
[Rajendra Pachauri]’s book, Return to Almora , is, by his own admission, partly autobiographical ... teaching meditation and is distracted by the “heaving breasts” of his students.
...“Sometimes I’d be so overwhelmed trying to capture an incident of my life for the book that I would be moved to tears,” ...
On one hand, ya gotta admire ‘em: they almost pulled off the biggest grift in the history of Humanity. And now any participant is clearly branded for life as a grifter, pigeon or sheep, and need not be listened to on any matter by anyone with any common sense.
OTOH, ‘scuse me—I need a shower.
...erm, what?
go ‘way
OR *clicky*clicky*
ToDaZeD Justin Case Endorsement
k, ffffasplkakakakawoooookakakakakakaaaach
Keep a gallon on hand.
Sunday at sundown.
Artie [15 lbs of Death of Rats on speckled feet].
Under the feed room floor, behind the stacked alfalfa. yep. he needed an assist to leave the scene
[oddly enough—hossies were not even the least bit upset by the whole stink thing.]
Yes. It works.
Wash ‘em good to get the “juice” off. Wet ‘em down with this Miracle Stuff and let ‘em dry: repeat. [for a week or so]
Srsly: there was a nasty yellow smear right below his ear and down his chest and the little fella was on his Mommy’s couch [wrapped in towels] by 9pm… at his Mommy’s house, *whew*
Artie—in better times...
Sunday, February 07, 2010
What Now?
onward Progressive community organizer
This is about the time Barack Obama becomes bored with his job.
He’s in his second year as president, and he’s discovered that even with all the powers of office, he can’t do everything he wants to do, like remake America. Doing stuff is hard. In the past, prosaic work has held little appeal for Obama, and it’s prompted him to think about moving on....
At a Jan. 17 Martin Luther King Day event at Washington’s Vermont Avenue Baptist Church, Obama brought up the fact that many people see him as almost preternaturally calm. “I have a confession to make,” Obama said. “There are times I’m not so calm ... when progress seems too slow ... when it feels like all these efforts are for naught, and change is so painfully slow in coming, and I have to confront my own doubts."
“Painfully slow”
Diane Sawyer asked whether Obama would sometimes “sit and confront your own doubts.”
“Yes,” the president said.
Anyone buyin’ that?
throughout his life, his reaction to frustration has been to look for a bigger job. What does he do now?
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Friday, February 05, 2010
Here They Come Again...
compost the UN
Srsly. Where ya heard these phrases before?
“It could be as little as 60 years and that is a scary figure because it is not obvious that we have time to reverse decline and still meet future demands for food,” [John Crawford, professor of Sustainable Agriculture at the University of Sydney] said.
“... the most precious resource we have got, and… (we) are not up to the task of securing it for our children never mind our grand children.”
...could vanish within about 60 years if drastic action was not taken.
This will lead to a global food crisis, chronic food shortages and higher prices
Yep—same script::different “crisis.”
...soil is being lost in China 57 times faster than it can be replaced through natural processes.
In Europe that figure is 17 times, in America 10 times [in Australia 5 times].
aaaaand:
Chronic soil mismanagement and over farming causing erosion, climate change and increasing populations were to blame for the dramatic global decline in suitable farming soil, “scientists“ said.
[yes. those are slur-quotes around “scientists"]
*cough*hydroponics*cough* *cough*quit building housing on arable farmland*cough* *cough*compost fake “scientists” and those who sheep them*cough*
OR…
Your Future under the UN
Soil is also a valuable store of carbon and can release the greenhouse gas if it is ploughed or dug up.
*facepalm*
Thursday, February 04, 2010
baaaaaaaaa ...d
is there such a thing as brilliant stupid?
OR *clicky*clicky*
Pat Riotic ; >
Tuesday, February 02, 2010
Get Well Soon
Get Well Soon
so we can throw your pork-wollowing, crap-flinging fat arse out properly
The news that Rep. John Murtha is in intensive care following complications from gall bladder surgery last week is sure to stoke rumors that the longtime Pennsylvania Democrat may choose to retire rather than run for re-election to a 19th full term in November.
just days after his fourth quarter fundraising report—just $100,000 raised in the final three months of 2009 with $388,000 in the bank—had raised some eyebrows among national strategists about the possibility that Murtha, at 77 years old, might not be fully committed to running again.
Backlash Against Teh Ignoratti
“popular" or proven?
Mass drug overdose – none dead
No ill effects were reported by hundreds of volunteers who took part in a mass-overdose stunt around the world to demonstrate that homeopathic remedies are nothing more than sugar pills.
..."No one was cured of anything either,"
Health 2000 company chairperson Bob McDonald has labelled sceptics who staged a protest on homeopathic remedies as “ignorant and stupid”.
...[He] said homeopathic remedies, such as arnica cream and tablets and hayfever tablets, were popular with many customers.
“People aren’t buying them if they aren’t getting results,” Mr McDonald said.
Speaking of “ignorant and stupid”
Warning: HuffPo Link
Homeopathy is based on three central ideas: First, the Law of Similars: whatever causes your symptoms can also cure them. If you can’t sleep, try caffeine.
Second, the Law of Infinitesimals. When you dilute a cure in water, it gets stronger.
Third, the Law of Succussion, which states that each time you dilute your cure in water you are to tap the bottle to “potentize” it. Homeopaths believe this allows the water to retain the memory or vibration of the cure.
Medical Rule of Thirds: No matter what ya do, a third of your patients will get better, a third will get worse and a third will stay about the same.
...surely all of us who don’t take any homeopathic remedies are, in fact, overdosing; because if a lower concentration is more potent, then surely none is infinitely powerful...
ToDaZeD California *facepalm*
NEXT! edition
“Choices”—CA Style
Meg Whitman’s campaign played this card in an email:
via MercyNooz
Poizner responded by running to the press and Teh FBI asking for an investigation:
via MercyNooz
[Poisner:] “This is an attempt behind the scenes to try to get me not to run...” [uhm… duh] “You can’t threaten people to get out. You can’t manipulate people to get out. Voters have to have choices.”
A solid B+ from the Big Fat Baby Made Outta Gravy Skool of Politics.
[Mike Murphy:] “It is true that I have been trying to find a way to avoid a costly and unnecessary Republican primary. I believe it is important that Republicans across California unite around Meg Whitman to defeat Jerry Brown in the fall. It is also true that I am not the only one with this view,” Murphy said. “Hopefully, the commissioner was not serious about wasting taxpayer dollars by asking state and federal authorities to waste their time on such a silly matter of perfectly legal politics.”
Thanks for letting CA voters know what a little finkey stool pigeon weeeener you are, Steve.
Fail.
NEXT!
.... Next? ... Bueller?
*facepalm*
ToDaZeD California *facepalm*
there’s a Beach Boys song in there somewhere
Santa Clarita is a nice looking little town in the mountains along the Grapevine, north of Teh LA Basin. Bob Kellar is a long-time councilman and two-time mayor of that town. He is known to quote Teddy Roosevelt on immigration issues:
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism. [and/or] We have room for but one flag, the American flag, and this excludes the red flag which symbolizes all wars against liberty and civilization, just as much as it excludes any flag of a nation to which we are hostile. We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.
Hilarity Stupidity ensues:
Kellar said those remarks caused some people to accuse him of being racist, to which he replied: If believing in America causes people to think he’s a racist, “then I’m a proud racist."
Imagine the panty-wadding. First on the scene, the “anti-racist organization Answer Coalition”—subset of the World Socialist Workers and quintessential humorless lefty tyrants.
Next on the scene, demonstrating her [or her campaign’s—trying to be fair...] complete inability to detect sarcasm or nuance of any kind, comes Candidate Meg “I’m from the Real World” Whitman
The Whitman campaign issued a statement Saturday disavowing Santa Clarita Councilman Bob Kellar. The statement comes one day after state Democrats called on the former eBay chief executive to distance herself from Kellar.
...Whitman’s campaign spokeswoman Sarah Pompei says Kellar’s comments are unacceptable.
*facepalm*
Here’s some more of Kellar’s “unacceptable” comments:
"Forty people living in one house and destroying our neighborhood and quality of life, emergency rooms with standing room only and no one speaking English, day laborers standing all over our streets taking a toll on our businesses and traffic,” Kellar wrote. “That describes some of the issues on a local basis."
Tks for letting the CA voters know where ya stand [apparently at the beck ‘n’ call of Dhimmicrats] on the invasion immigration issue, Meggy.
NEXT!
Monday, February 01, 2010
ToDaZeD .......
erm...
I don’t know what to make of this…
Scott Brown Action Figures
He’s not just a Democrat killer - he’s an administration killer!”
In other nooz:
...the Obama doll is a “terrible” sell.
“He doesn’t translate into a good action figure because he never does anything,” ...
strange times…
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty...
fat cats purr
ToDaZeD What Ya Won’t Get From Teh MSM. RTWT - srsly.
[Timothy P. Carney] For his presidential campaign in which Wall Street regulation was a mantra, Obama’s top source of funds was investment bank giant Goldman Sachs, whose employees, partners, and executives gave him $995,000 that’s the most any politician has raised from any one company in a single election since the age of “soft money” ended.
...Bank of America’s K Street lobbyists include Obama administration alumnus Oscar Ramirez and Chuck Schumer’s former press secretary Izzy Klein, both at the Podesta Group, co-founded by John Podesta, who served as Obama’s transition director, and has visited the White House more than 15 times.
...So when Obama, touting his bank tax, says “we want our money back,” recall that it was Obama who helped the banks take your money—without asking you. It’s as if a mugger took your wallet and gave it to Goldman Sachs Chief Executive Officer Lloyd Blankfein, and then posed as your champion by promising to raise Blankfein’s taxes. ... which, of course, the banks will just pass it through to customers ...
ToDaZeD *snerk*
giving new meaning to “Pants on the Ground"
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Terminological Inexactitude* Count
staggering
[SCOTUS] open[ed] the floodgates for special interests — including foreign corporations — to spend without limit in our elections. Well I don’t think American elections should be bankrolled by America’s most powerful interests, or worse, by foreign entities.
This is either blithering ignorance of the law, or demogoguery of the worst kind.
...one year later, the worst of the storm has passed.
rly?
...I am not interested in re-litigating the past.
bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha
Starting in 2011, we are prepared to freeze government spending for three years.
< 1% of the deficit. IF Congress goes along…
Yesterday, the Senate blocked a bill that would have created this commission. So I will issue an executive order that will allow us to go forward, because I refuse to pass this problem on to another generation of Americans.
Which is the very definition of “one of those Washington gimmicks that lets us pretend we solved a problem.”
Now, let me repeat: We cut taxes. ... I thought I’d get some applause on that one. ... And we haven’t raised *income taxes* by a single dime on a single person. Not a single dime.
Nice work-around. Weasel.
I want a jobs bill on my desk without delay.
Take more $$$ out of the economy and enslave
We can’t afford another so-called economic “expansion” like the one from the last decade –- what some call the “lost decade”...
Who? Who calls it that? Do I need to get out more—is that it?
... serious financial reform ... We need to make sure consumers and middle-class families have the information they need to make financial decisions.
WTF?!?? Economic predictability? Only way to do that is to control the Free Market—which is called fascism and/or socialism—and creates the kind of uncertainties that made an economic dip into the Great Depression. Or to destroy it altogether, which is called communism.
That couldn’t possibly be what Teh iWon meant.... could it?
...we can put Americans to work today building the infrastructure of tomorrow.
Wasn’t that the purpose of Porkulous? “Shovel-ready”? How’s that workin’ out for US, eh?
Phoenix… Philadelphia… Allentown, Pennsylvania… Elyria, Ohio… Tampa, Florida… Elkhart, Indiana… Galesburg, Illinois… the House...
oooooo!!! He mentioned My Place! *applause*
I’m exhausted. What were your favorite Terminological Inexactitudes?
*term courtesy of Winston Churchill via Tom McClintock
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
ToDaZeD *scrape*scrape*scrape*
that’ll mess up Teh Perfect Crease
Vanderleun has the Hhistory: *clicky*clicky*
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