Thursday, August 31, 2006
Go easy on 'em when they get outta line,
and ya just get more of the same
The one thing these fools learn from history and this is what they pick?
PARKLAND, Wash ...a uniformed National Guardsmen walking along 138th Street in Parkland Tuesday afternoon.
The soldier was walking to a convenience store when a sport utility vehicle pulled up alongside him and the driver asked if he was in the military and if he had been in any action.
The driver then got out of the vehicle, displayed a gun and shouted insults at the victim. Four other suspects exited the vehicle and knocked the soldier down, punching and kicking him.
“And during the assault the suspects called him a baby killer. At that point they got into the car and drove off and left him on the side of the road,” Detective Ed Troyer…
driver is described as a white male, 25-30 years old, 5 feet 10 inches tall, heavy build, short blond hair, wearing a black T-shirt and jeans ...vehicle’s passengers are described as white males, 20-25 years old. Some of the suspects wore red baseball hats and red sweatshirts
"We Must Prosecute this War on Terriers!"
like his daddy said; “No nude Texans!"
ROSWELL, N.M. - U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) special agents today arrested 15 illegal aliens who were working for a local company here that is under contract to paint U.S. military aircraft, including Lockheed C-130 military aircraft.
Some of the aliens were in the process of painting these aircraft when they were arrested.
Whaaa?
Those arrested are citizens of Mexico, El Salvador and Guatemala.
Stoo
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Talk about Unclear on the Concept
El Putzo honored at quaint, native Taquiyah Party
..."We have the same political vision, and we will resist together the American imperialist aggression,” Chavez
..."We appreciate your sincere feelings toward the peoples who have their rights and are under occupation, as well as your sincere humanitarian and moral sentiments,” Assad…
On Wednesday, Syrian President Bashar Assad hosted Chavez at the hilltop People’s Palace, where the two leaders strolled down a red carpet alongside a 21-gun salute.
Twenty-one guns. And they still missed. yeesh.
MORE:
I wonder if Chavez brought a covered dish to the party. . .
Monday, August 28, 2006
In the Depths of the Weird...
there are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio Claire, than are dreampt of in your philosophy
Once I admitted to the media that I had been Osama’s mistress, the media discovered that I was a black woman, and worse--one who looks black. They thought first of presenting me as a bimbo--like the type Bill Maher routinely dates, and that tabloid image would have come and went, but my activism and literary works ruled that out.
that “image would have come and went” “my… literary works” I guess her be sayin’ her’s a righter?
It was constantly said that I wasn’t “pretty” enough, and in my novels, I was openly attacking White Supremacist culture and was just as “weird” as Osama himself, so they immediately began to do two things--(1) discredit and dispute my story and (2) not report my story; make me invisible.
Oh, well, sure. Of course. It was the whole white supremacist thing—not the pegged out bullshiite-o-meter thing…
Meanwhile--the U.S. government suspected me of being a terrorist and under the Patriot Act, I could lose my citizenship and be deported. I had no choice, you see, but to reveal to the U.S. inspectors that I had been Osama’s mistress against my will and that my loyalty and my love lay completely with the United States (which it does).
Cu her be a righter and an “African Goddess” and all, her can say dat her “loyalty” and “love” lie with the white-supremacist US of Honkies.
Other times he would humiliate me by making me get up and dance naked. It was such a strange thing, because for the most part, Osama believed that music was evil and I remember how angry he’d get if any guest at the estate played music (Isam, for instance, did enjoy music)--Osama would cover up his ears and not uncover them until he got the managers to have the “poison” silenced. But then he’d become this other guy who wanted to hear Van Halen or some B-52’s. To this day, I hear the song “Rock Lobster” in my sleep. I would be jerking around like a white girl (because, he would instruct me, “dance like a caucasoid girl!”) and his eyes would track my jiggling tits from one side of the room to the terrace to the other side. Constantly telling me not to turn around , because in his opinion, “Your ass is too big--show me the front.”
Osama very rarely ever ate meat--but after I literally conquered his men with my delicious snipe recipe, he’d have a little of that. My secret was one that Mommysweet had taught me as a little girl--using the cheese from water buffalo milk ...So I’d take the birds (they look like killdeer only they have an orange spot cover on the back) and I’d get them all plucked and greased with palm oil (stuffing them with chopped onion, garlic, a few salted pond rocks and couscous) and then wrap them in very thin shards of Robiola cheese (made from the Water Buffalo milk), thin slices of Prosciutto and cabbage leaves, all tied up with string. Of course, you season your layers to taste. But it was with that recipe that Bin Laden’s men warmed up to me a little. They just adored my cabbage baked cheese snipe with sugar-water porridge.
She’s snarky, Moonbatty, opinionated and sometimes right. And if she actually fed Osama prosciutto, I like her.
Here’s a multi-page foto thingy and a pretty funny interview and if ya hunt around her site, you’ll find her traditional bare-breasted dust jacket foto, “in homage to her ancestresses.”
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Saturday, August 26, 2006
Chilling.
So, where’s the dissent, Moonbats?
Over the last few months, various branches of the Iranian government have stealthily worked to roll back social freedoms, re-institute gender segregation in some public academic institutions, and impose repressive Islamic codes that have been ignored here since the late 1990s. ...The difference today is the sporadic and velvet-gloved implementation of the old codes. Instead of announcing new bans or dispatching morality police onto the streets of Tehran to harass and arrest young people — the crude, classic measures that fomented much anger and discontent — the system is employing more subtle means that seek to make Iranians themselves, instead of uniformed agents of the state, the enforcers. [Dhimmis… e-C]
... A month ago I met a few girlfriends for coffee at a café popular with young people. Upon lighting a cigarette, one of them was informed by the embarrassed owner that smoking is now illegal for women in cafés. Now half the women I know don’t go out for coffee anymore. An ingenious way of stifling Tehran’s bustling café scene without resorting to a single raid.
That same week, I showed up at the gym wearing the standard uniform of young, urban Iranian women: a veil, short coat and jeans. The receptionist told me the authorities had also paid them a visit; unless their women patrons started dressing more conservatively, the gym would be shut down. Again, the official warning was smoothly delivered via a civilian intermediary without ugly confrontation, and was perhaps even more effective for its underlying threat: if you don’t dress the way we want, we will take away your ability to exercise.
MOGADISHU, Somalia (AP)—Islamic leaders in Mogadishu gave a woman 11 lashes for selling cannabis Thursday, the first female to receive such punishment since the fundamentalist rulers took over the capital in June.
[emph mine e-C]
And if, after reading all that, ya feel the need for a shower, here ya go, courtesy of the clarity of Mark Steyn.
linkies ripped off homaged from Allah
Thursday, August 24, 2006
El Emascutardo -- Vlogging
now do you people see why we people don’t wanna play?
"Our mission is to provide a clean and professional environment for Chicanas and Chicanos… to express their views and opinions in an interactive and centralized database setting.... an articulate and sophisticated format..."
“Next year in Aztlan! Ole!!”
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Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Allow me to call your attention to the button below
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Taking bets
[how I wish someone else was doing this program...]
Is this program gonna be a love letter?
Cuz if it is.... oy....
[ok - the webpage *is* nicely designed.... see: the mouseovers - bwahaha!]
[aaargh—Amanpour. *gah*]
["The West has made of him something much bigger than he is...”
“I will be working on [educating people to understaaaand those who want to kill US] in the future....” Chrissie]
*Eyeroll of the Day Award*
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Monday, August 21, 2006
Not Fauxtogoraphy
not even fauxcartography
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Thursday, August 17, 2006
M$ -- The Terrorists' Pal
*small apple-shaped snerk*
Less than 24 hours after Microsoft shipped a dozen bulletins with security fixes for 23 serious software vulnerabilities, the U.S. government’s Department of Homeland Security issued a firm notice to Windows users: immediately apply the patches in the MS06-040 bulletin.
old pal, EV
Monday, August 14, 2006
The Mahdi's Beyotch
*kak*
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Sunday, August 13, 2006
Plummeting Poll Numbers
Plus ca change
Despite early popularity, the citizens are deeply disappointed by the president. Instead of concentrating on domestic issues, he has concentrated on making war and increasing military spending. The citizens are angry at the falling economy, the prices of oil, and incompetence and corruption in government.
If only that idiot would shut up . . .
Chimpy McBushitler? uhm, no . . .
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Profiling?
Profiling?
not so much . . .
HATE-filled mums willing to sacrifice themselves and their BABIES are being hunted in the war on terror.
Security sources confirmed last night that alleged “baby bombers” were among those arrested over the plot to massacre thousands by downing transatlantic flights.Those being quizzed included a husband and wife with a six-month-old infant.
...An intelligence source said: “Al-Qaeda specialises in attempting the unexpected. What could be more unexpected in Western eyes than women willing to die with their babies?"
The Israelis have long been using behavioral profiling, which they say is far more productive. Anyone who has done police work of any kind can describe “hinky;” when someone or something just doesn’t feel right. Behavioral profiling attempts to quantify that, insofar as it can be done. Good, solid cop-sense just cannot be replaced.
Though the classic choice—university students—is still quite popular. ...and Chris Matthews is apparently hankering for cavity searches. [eww] ...and Brian Williams is just a creep.
... It has also been revealed that security services are secretly monitoring “dozens” of fresh plots involving hundreds of suspects which could be unleashed at any time.
One government source said at least 30 priority cases were under urgent investigation.
“All those 30 are seen as serious, determined attacks that will happen unless we stop them,” the source said.
[Brian Williams remains a creep.]
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Just Plain Hip
[no Hop]
vehement language [NSFW]
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Hip to Flip City
"go cook a JOOOOOOO"
*clicky*clicky*
[not for Safari—gotta go to Firefox]
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