Friday, August 31, 2007
ToDaZED Things ya already know
Stepperg is a GENIUS!!!
On her recommendation I ordered 3 scents from this outfit. They just came and they are FAB-BOOU!!!!! I smell like a person, again.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
ToDaZed Appeal
He’p Me ,Messr/Mdmes Wizard!
I’ve been going to a lot [ a lot] of public hearings on General Plan and land use issues of late. [wonder why they tried to jam ‘em all in during harvest and calving season… must be a coinkydink...] Consequently, I’ve been hearing a lot [ a lotta lot] of Moonbat rantings on how it’s my job to keep my place pristine for the benefit of not only any random jaggoff who can manage to scare up a car and drive by but the supposed—or even imagined—existence of the tube-lipped roller frog and the wily wild foaming meadow muffin. Needless to say there are many repitititions in my notes of “I see dumb people...”
[it becomes progressively *cough* clearer the longer ya listen that Global Worming is a political movement having nada to do with, yanno, like, facts ‘n’ stuff. yeesh.]
Nevertheless, I do have a point here, somewhere. [yes, it is “so much more interesting when there is one."]
On my way over to yet another session of being talked down to by our elected officials and paid minions I spotted a bumpersticker that said;
*BAM* it struck me—WE need that sticker. I didn’t recognize the symbol on their sticker—and it’s irrelephant, anyway. What we need is a symbol that depicts, in one, easily-grasped clear graphic, our culture of independent, freedom-loving, self-respecting Americans.
Y’all help me work out a concise symbol that sez all that and I’ll even volunteer—when things here cool down—to go thru the Cafe Press [or whoever] rigamarole to get ‘em made for the Porch Meunkees. And award the First One to the Graphics Genius/Symbologist who comes up with the Perfect Symbol.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
ToDaZeD Less Yikken than the WaPo
*clicky*clicky*
Yep. that’s a “sex joke.
Monday, August 27, 2007
ToDaZeD "Moral Insanity"
they usta call it “sociopath“
Here’s the diagnosis you will be looking for after you hear the Dog-Torturer presser. I got $50 says there was fire-starting and late bedwetting involved.
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Take yer nap Today!
aaahhhhhhhhhhh
**********
Mech
Friday, August 24, 2007
"Only Fools . . ."
ToDaZeD Clarity
History does repeat itself. Never exactly—there are always enough differences in the details that people who are determined not to learn anything from the past can find an excuse.
...So the question remains: Are we too stupid to learn from history? Must we, on the verge of victory, turn our future over to the fools and appeasers?
...America didn’t get to be America by sitting still.
Thursday, August 16, 2007
ToDaZeD Gem
DougM
Universal health care eventually gives the government the means to decide who lives and who dies… by group… as a matter of policy… for the good of The People™... without all those pesky ovens.
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
ToDaZeD Killing the Golden Goose
Red Bank
Among its many promo schemes, BofA has introduced a program where you can make them donate to their favorite causes—“without costing you a dime!” What young do-gooding mush-head could resist?
Here’s a partial list:
Wilderness Society
Sierra Club
Humane Society
Rotary International
Quail Unlimited
Project AWARE Foundation
National Wildlife Federation
Nature Conservancy
National Trust for Historic Preservation
Make-A-Wish Foundation
Habitat for Humanity
Easter Seals
Defenders of Wildlife
American Diabetes Association
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Yallah-Ya Nasrallah
long arms
from comments:
Ya gotta love how those Lebanese chicken hawks (safe and sound in Canada) are shilling for Hezbollah. Nasrallah starts a war with Israel that kills hundreds of Lebanese civilians and militants (but who can tell them apart?) and demolishes all sorts of infrastructure and residences and the dummies back in Windsor think it was a good thing.
Friday, August 10, 2007
When Freak-Shows Attack
g’head. poke the bear with a small pointy stick.
bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha
Can Al say, "oopth?"
have some pie.
So how is this possible? How can the global warming numbers used in critical policy decisions and scientific models be so wrong with so basic of an error? And how can this error have gone undetected for the better part of a decade?
Paging Mr. Murtha
your crow pie is piping hot and ready to eat
The U.S. Marines have dropped charges against a captain and a lance corporal in connection with the deaths of 24 Iraqi civilians in the town of Haditha two years ago.
ToDaZeD gee-do-ya-think-I-need-more-coffee Thought
*hits button on coffee machine*
So… considering Mrs. Clintoon’s dance-breeder-dance! patter at the Gay Rights Assembly Melissa Ethridge Crank Festival Pandermonium last nite, I wuz thunking....
Iddn’t it time for a campaign for us breeders? I mean, since we’re told repeatedly that we need alla these illegal immigrants to commit the felonies do the jobs Americans can’t handle, don’t we really need to encourage American couples to have more children so we can populate those manufacturing and agricultural and service jobs that are now going empty *cough*4% unemployment*cough*?!??
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
ToDaZeD AnnounCemenT
Ted Kennedy on why he supports amnesty
for those sneaking across the Rio Grande
E.T.
Saturday, August 04, 2007
Al? Al where arrrre you?!?
we may need a milk carton...
Food production is now so energy-intensive that more carbon is emitted providing a person with enough calories to walk to the shops than a car would emit over the same distance. The climate could benefit if people avoided exercise, ate less and became couch potatoes. Provided, of course, they remembered to switch off the TV rather than leaving it on standby.
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