Sunday, November 30, 2008
Prepare for Heavy Tap-dancing
can did I say that?
[Article One, Section Six]
“No Senator or Representative shall, during the Time for which he was elected, be appointed to any civil Office under the Authority of the United States which shall have been created, or the Emoluments whereof shall have been increased during such time; and no Person holding any Office under the United States, shall be a Member of either House during his Continuance in Office."
OOpsie.
Obama Small Donor Base = Horse Hockey
shock and *yawn*
Everybody knows [ok - right off, that phrase blows credulity clean outta the water] how President-elect Barack Obama’s amazing campaign money machine was dominated by several million regular folks sending in hard-earned amounts under $200, a real sign of his broadbased grassroots support.
Except, it turns out, that’s not really true.
In fact, Obama’s base of small donors was almost exactly the same percent as George W. Bush’s in 2004—Obama had 26% and the great Republican satan 25%. Obviously, this is unacceptable to current popular thinking.
But wait—there’s more!
...reported throughout the campaign, only 26% of Obama’s contributions through last August and only 24% through Oct. 15 came from people whose total donations added up to less than $200.
The key word there being “total.”
It comes down to which definition of “small donor” you accept:
Someone who donated to the Obama campaign by scraping together $199, period.
Or someone who donated $199 to the Obama campaign several times, perhaps totaling close to the $4,600 legal limit for the primary and general elections.
Not counting the donations made by Person O.R. Personsunknown whose donations added up to $187,000 or more but, because the security software had been disabled, were allowed to donate under phony names with non-existant addresses using throw-away, pre-paid cards from Parts Unknown.
But that’s not important, now. Right?
"After a more thorough analysis of data from the Federal Election Commission (FEC),” the CFI study says, “it has become clear that repeaters and large donors were even more important for Obama than we or other analysts had fully appreciated."
Nice work.
[/sarc]
Saturday, November 29, 2008
From the File: Things I Don't Understand
phat phile it is
So what’s up with That One continuing to solicit donations from his minions obsessionaries tuna supporters? Isn’t he on the official dole, now he’s been selected annoy-nted 53’d elected?
Look how his poor followers sycophants pigeons history makers have to apologize for their feeeelings:
This is not easy to write, because I consider the election of Barack Obama to be one of the most inspiring political and social developments of my lifetime. I truly mean no disrespect when I say: Stop asking for money.
I mean, really - they can’t even risk offending That One by requesting he take his sticky paws out of their pockets now he’s won.
Whadda predickament.
Then there’s logyk like this to inspire their continued dusting debasement bleeding voluntary generosity.
...Plouffe again with an e-mail I find particularly riling. “Will you support the Obama-Biden transition,” he wrote on Nov. 21, “with a donation of $250 or more?”
Money from “grass-roots supporters,” he claims, will prevent the “secretive undertakings” of previous presidential transitions.
“Secretive undertakings?” Like what - or is that the “secretive” part? Or is he flat-out telling US he just plain can not resist the siren song of special interest money?
Does The O need a new O-farce One jet plane? Portable styrofoam columns? New suits? New ideas? Whaaa?
Taxpayers are already funding the Obama transition to the tune of $6.3 million. Apparently that’s not enough…
...the Presidential Transitions Effectiveness Act, ... calls for the disclosure of transition contributors. The act stipulates that transition money is not considered a political donation ...
Yeesh—wait til he has the power of taxation with his new, lackey Congress. Buried coffee cans ain’t gonna be safe enuff.
There’s a term for the unwholesome delight in new-found riches—nouveau riche is close enuff.
FUNQ.
go ‘way, Knothead Boy, ya bother me.
Mmmm, mmm. Mud huts, tablecloth outfits and sandals all year round, Capra-cious girlfriends, poopin’ in the sand, and lots of screamin’ ‘n’ faintin’. woo. pee.
...Zawahri then called on the American people to “embrace Islam to live a life free of greed, exploitation and forbidden wealth."
Just like the Wa-hobbyist House of Saud, eh?
Friday, November 28, 2008
ToDaZeD Quote
move around some - it’ll keep ya warm
THOUSANDS of Icelanders have demonstrated in Reykjavik to demand the resignation of Prime Minister Geir Haarde and Central Bank governor David Oddsson, for failing to stop the country’s financial meltdown.
It was the latest in a series of protests in the capital since October’s banking collapse crippled the island’s economy. ...
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
ToDaZeD Kulchah Moment
soon to be our kulchah?
...grant him just one wish, but it could be anything in the world...
Thanks, That One…
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Why I Laffed Out Loud in the Snafeway Today
and I weren’t the onliest one...
Pimp My Economy
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
V I Day
Victory in Iraq Day—11.2.08
It is up to the American people to declare victory. Which is exactly what we are doing right now.
There never will be an “official” announcement from the government or the media, so you can stop waiting for it.
Makes sense to me. As do his arguments.
ToDaZeD Raaaaacist
Ironing posts all ‘round!
Zawahiri called Obama a “house slave”, which other translators changed to “house Negro”, in condemning Obama’s election.
..."the direct opposite of honorable black Americans” like Malcolm X,"
The term they’re searching not to use is “house ni**er”, yanno - the same term Banana-Man Belafonte used to describe Colon Powell and Condi Rice…
Full transcript [PDF] of ol’ BumpBoy’s rant spew formal statement of insanity here
"You were born to a Muslim father, but you chose to stand in the ranks of the enemies of the Muslims, and pray the prayer of the Jews, although you claim to be Christian, in order to climb the rungs of leadership in America..."
Obama’s insightful, forceful response?
We are pleased to see the respect for America has increased across the world.
Ok - I made that up. His real response was a diplomatic and forceful,
*crickets*
Monday, November 17, 2008
The Man from OK is OK by me!
Listen up!
“We are sitting around twiddeling our thumbs, doing nothing,’’ [Sen. Jim Inhofe] said, referring to a debate about which committee has jurisdiction.
“We had better do it now or it is going to be too late. We will be out of here, and it will be history by the time we get back here in January.’’
...Inhofe introduced legislation Monday to freeze what is left of the first $350 billion and require an “affirmative” vote by lawmakers before the second half of the bailout funds could be spent.
“Congress completely abdicated its responsibility by signing a truly blank check over to the Treasury secretary,’’ said Inhofe, who voted against the bailout legislation. “However, the lame duck session of Congress offers us a tremendous opportunity to change course. We should take it.’’
It’s SB 3683, not yet up on thomas.gov: call your Senator [or a random, useful Senator from somewhere else, if you’re from CA] and tell ‘em to look into it.
I thought "Elections Have Consequences?!"
misinformed?
“Consequences” like never having to look at that lozah again. Hellzbellz - even that effete Fwentchman JOhn KErry [who once almost fought in Viet Nam] had the grace to siddown and shaddap for a while.
Now?
Oh, yeah. Maverick Liaison to Congress on Behalf of That One.
But Wait!!! There’s moooore....
“The Guardian” reports that Clinton is expected to go from senator to secretary of state.
Hm… Wonder if Hillary! owns a gun? Or has ever said anything in an email that would embarrassss That One? And Bill/ChiCom/Libarry? Fuggeddabouddit.
United! - but with whom?
Words Symbols Mean Something
oooo.... That choice of symbolism is ...er, slightly unfortunate. In so many ways. This is another contribution of Shepherd Fairey, originator of the famous O-bamana poster.
Here’s another HotNewFresh Idea.
*clicky*
On December 10th, we ask that the LGBTQ community Call in Gay! Don’t go to work, don’t consume, don’t contribute to this economy at all…
Hm… Does that sound familiar? I guess ya could call it recycling...
*clicky*
Fingerprints, anyone?
Friday, November 14, 2008
Mexican for Lunch, Angelinos?
dinner, too.
Here’s a little something one can do to fight the facisté forces at large upon the land—Have a little nosh at El Coyote
[7312 Beverly Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90036
(323) 939-2255]
Apparently they’re having a little trouble with ...uhm, the intolerant who seem to have no clue about Civilized behavior nor any desire to live in a Civilized society.
The meeting was between the elderly Mormon owner, who donated $100 to support Prop 8, and Prop 8 opponents, who are threatening a boycott, and it is as soul- grinding as something out of Soviet show trial history.
...the owner of a renowned Mexican eatery in Hollywood expressed regret in her decision to donate $100 to the “Yes on Prop 8″ campaign,
...The tall, frail Christoffersen stood in the center of the group. She appeared to be shaking during her prepared remarks which lasted about 3 minutes. Two young female family members flanked her to prevent her from fainting, according to a restaurant employee.
...Christoffersen, who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, insisted that her donation was personal, and reflected her religious faith.
“I’ve been a member of the Mormon Church all my life,” she said. “This was a personal donation. In like fashion, any employee here would be free to donate, worship or support anything of their personal choosing.”
...Over the years Coyote has financially supported many charities and thousands of dollars most particularly have been given to the gay interests and charities. The restaurant does not support any political group.
...Openly-gay restaurant manager Billy Schoeppner, announced that El Coyote would make two $5,000 contributions, each to the Los Angeles Gay & Lesbian Center and the Lambda Legal Defense Fund.
Ace believes that a buycott “would prevent this from spreading—if a boycott is met by a, um, buycott, they’ll see their tactics are backfiring and stop.” I disagree. These tactics come directly from the ANSWER/Alinsky-esque playbook and have been used in innumerable countries throughout history to “change the people’s views.” It does not change views, but it does change behavior, which is all the thugs are after. Next time this issue comes on the ballot, this will be remembered by every business owner and employee. Their behavior will change and donations will dry up. Very few folks have sufficient “F-You” funds; most folks are affected by this kind of open blackmail. These tactics work. That is why they will not be dissuaded by a buycott or much of anything else but people—thousands and thousands of people—standing up and telling ‘em to Drop Dead.
This intolerable behavior is insupportable in a Civilized nation and must stop - or be stopped. I’m here to say, these tactics will not ‘win me over with their stunning logic,’ intimidate me nor persuade me to do anything other than to double down.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
OhBummah™
get in line
From stuffed toys to broccoli[?!??] That One’s name is a big seller—or hoped to be.
Pretty soon the Koz’tards will be blogging in their little Obamajamas
The Unvetted Turns Super-Vetter
"Do NOT question my associations!"
Covering questions like “Have you ever sent an embarrassing email?” to “Describe all your real estate holdings, mortgages and ‘love-notes from Angelo’,” including details about your domestic help, your FaceBook and blog pages and any pseudonym or ‘handle’ you may ever have used on the IntarToobs, That One’s 64 question job application would choke a fact-checker.
(61) Have you had any association with any person, group or business venture that could be used—even unfairly—to impugn or attack your character and qualifications for government service?
"Even unfairly"?!? No. I have spent my entire life in a cave and had no associations with anyone but a few random crows.
You’ll enjoy No. (59), too…
ThanQ! Jake Tapper
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