Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Back off, suckah -- I got a pound of bacon in my purse!!
claim you’re a relative now—Steve H. is about to become a gazillionaire
You get a vacuum sealer and make thin plastic bags containing an ounce of lard. Vacuum-sealer bags are tough, so leakage shouldn’t be a problem. You enclose them in black fabric pouches with the word “LARD” stenciled on the outside. When you’re on mass transit, you clip it to your collar so people can see it. No terrorist who wants his eternal reward will go near you.
I think this could work. You sell these things at newsstands and so on, and you contact the media so people find out what they are, and eventually, Muslim nutcases will start looking for them and avoiding them.
Freakin’ brill!
And dogs’ll love ya!!
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